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Just Say No

Thursday, September 12th, 2002

An answer to the famous ASC Die Seven Die challenge:


Say No to J/C

This contest is in no way my fault, though I have entered The Efficiency Expert already. The idea isn’t to kill off J or C literally, but to pair them off with someone else. I thought I would have more fic to enter (up to 3 stories allowed), but it turns out that many of my non-J/C pairing stories didn’t imply any J/C history (a contest requirement).

My C/7 episode addition series did have plenty of REO Speedwagon post-J/C bitterness, but that’s incomplete. Maybe I’ll complete it before the December contest deadline and enter it.

Trek Links

Monday, September 2nd, 2002

I was checking out Roll Call for some unfortunates to put in Sickbay, and I
ended up at the Coffee Nebula
reading up on Seven’s favorite word (say it with me now), “irrelevant”. I have
my own page of Voyager Links, which fortunately
doesn’t require much upkeep since the show is off the air and new writers are rare.
Even old writers are getting scarce…

Anyway, further along the surfing path, I reached
Watt-Evans’
Laws of Fantasy
, and was struck by #6, If a story can be written without
a fantasy element, then don’t bother with the fantasy element.
I want to
rewrite that one a few different ways to apply to sci-fi and fanfic, but I’m
supposed to be rewriting Colony at the moment.

One last rule, from the same page: Debra Doyle’s Rule: If it has
horses and swords in it, it’s a fantasy, unless it also has a rocketship in it, in
which case it becomes science fiction. The only thing that’ll turn a story with a
rocketship in it back into fantasy is the Holy Grail.

Where is the Trek?

Saturday, August 17th, 2002

Liz and leather-clad company were kind enough to recommend
Than Fade Away over at
Bright Shiny Objects.
Sad was I to see myself the only representative of all Trekdom - is no one writing,
or is no one reading?

I’m 400 posts behind on ASC, and getting behind on C/7 fic despite the
miniscule size of C/7 fandom, so the trouble isn’t that Trek is dead. Were I as
brave as Lori, to commit myself to the infinite backlog of VS7.5 episodes, I would
have plenty to read. Just reading Lori is a full-time occupation.

Writing Trek is a different matter. It would be an insult, in my mind, to
The Original Cheesies to write serious fanfic about them. I have been
permanently scarred by long-term exposure to the classic caricatures,
marching across the TV screen of my childhood in bright, primary colors.

I confess to being one of those crass souls whose feedback to Lori
opened with a declaration of just how much Picard/Troi squicked me - but
the deeper truth is that any combination of TNG characters
squicks me. Even as individuals, they were squicky - except for Data, Yar and
Spot. Though I watched it off and on, it was never a series that grew on me.

I have the greatest admiration for people who can write DS9 - not, perhaps,
enough to read what they write, but admiration nonetheless. The
characters were, at least, interesting - more human than the TNG crew, more
realistic than TOSsers. But the show itself was a morass of arcs and politics -
even if someone were still broadcasting it, I wouldn’t have the time to watch
it all and find the cracks into which to put my fic. My experiences with Buffy
have set me off the sort of writing in which canon is “more honoured in the
breach than in the observance.”

What is there to say about ENT, except that the franchise should have
taken a break before once-moring into the breach? I, at least, will observe
a decent period of mourning before I go chasing after another
ship called Enterprise.

Which leaves me with VOY, dear, sweet VOY. Dear, sweet, cancelled,
endgamed, over VOY, the only Trek series ever to be
about something (something besides ripping off Babylon 5,
anyway). In fanfic, there’s nothing like that something. It didn’t
matter how many bad time travel eps (and they were all bad)
TPTB tossed at us, nor how many EMH stories, nor how many times Seven
rediscovered her humanity, because the show itself was about a crew
trapped in the back end of the beyond with nobody but one another to rely on,
on a hopeless quest to travel an infinite distance home.

Go ahead, you can write a story about that right now, even without my
telling you who the Captain was, and whether she was in love with her first
mate or her helmsman or, Great Bird preserve us, an idiotic Irish
hologram.

So why aren’t you writing already? You say you need other fanfic to
inspire you, and the well has gone mysteriously dry? You say you need a
show to watch, but UPN barely deigns to recycle the well-worn
episodes of seventh season? I feel your pain, every Sunday at 11am if I’m
even awake yet, but have you
forgotten…Delta
Blues
? The series has been preserved forever in the fuzzy-cam eye of Jim
Wright, and you, yes, you, can watch the reruns any time. You could go there
right now, have your own virtual third season.
Remember Seska? Remember Kes? Weren’t those the days? You
can relive them, and even rewrite them.

Don’t mind me - I’m just reminiscing about
the eternal VOY now.
If I had the time, I’d even write some metafic about it.

404 Without Pity

Tuesday, August 6th, 2002

Content eludes me today, so how about a few links?
Plumb the depths of 404 at the
404 Research Lab. Read a
Jim Wright-style review of the classic TOS episode “Mirror Mirror” at
Television Without Pity.
Find that elusive C/7 masterpiece at
Perfection, home of the C/7 Story
Index.

Club Tattoo

Sunday, August 4th, 2002

What if you had to put together a list of Chakotay fic? It would be hard,
wouldn’t it? Translate it into Japanese and you get
Club Tattoo.
(I’m dying to know what they’re saying about me.)

Fun with Spelling

Tuesday, July 30th, 2002

Freeshell’s back, and I bet you didn’t even notice it was gone.
Here’s something I found on-line and saved for Lori:

catpan
Catpan
Picard?

In Search of the DS9 Encyclopedia

Sunday, July 28th, 2002

I’m just trying to write a little Garak/7 fic here, and I can’t find the DS9
Encyclopedia. It used to be at
http://ds9enc.www2.50megs.com/ds9enc.htm,
but if you go there now and wait ten minutes you’ll get a message claiming it’s
moved to
http://ds9encyclopedia.0catch.com/,
the catch being that the encyclopedia exceeded 0catch’s bandwidth limit and has
been blocked.

So where is it? What kind of fandom can’t find bandwidth for its biggest
website, the one that’s linked everywhere? It’s as if Delta Blues
were down and out and no one said a thing about it.

Seema, I’m holding you personally responsible.

Favorite Fanfics: The Movie

Thursday, May 30th, 2002

This is the list of fanfic favorites from the message board
post mentioned in my previous entry, reproduced here at Jemima’s Trek
with Shelley’s permission. It represents the opinions of a
sample of Voyager fans and so may be flawed. (I would say it’s on the
overly inclusive side for the purpose.) Many thanks to Jade and Anna
for tracking down links, but a couple are still missing:
if anyone knows where I can find Amanda Darling or Deborah Wells, please href="mailto:webmaster@jemimap.cjb.net">email me.

Boadicea Tea Dance
http://members.tripod.com/~Appelsini/B50.html

L. R. Bowen The Cardassian Mask
http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/lrbowen/cmpage.htm

Carolyn Carey Yesterday’s Terrors and unfinished sequel, The Evil that Breeds Within
http://members.aol.com/SfleetHQ/Yesterdays_Terrors.htm
http://members.aol.com/SfleetHQ/YTSequel.html

Cheile Fields of Gold
http://members.tripod.com/~cheile/fields-gold.txt

Claudia Gifts Trilogy
http://www.claudias.org/jc/Gifts.htm

Lynda Cooper & ML The Return
http://members.tripod.com/~Winkiebug/Return.html

D’Alaire Irremission (P/T)
http://dalaire.tripod.com/Prose/ire_remembrance.htm

A. Darling History Lessons
no link available

Gamine Voices in the Dark
http://members.aol.com/gamine1999/gentlerain1.html

Ghostie Always
http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.siobhan/renegade/stories/always.htm

Gill Hoyle Does He?
http://www.beesknees.clara.net/inhiskiss.htm

Gilly Hoyle Cognac and Firelight
http://www.beesknees.clara.net/cognac.htm

Jemima Lurking
http://jemimap.freeshell.org/voy/fic/short/lurking.html

Jemima The Museum series (entire cast, some J/C)
http://jemimap.freeshell.org/voy/fic/museum/

Jenn In the Space of Seven Days (non J/C)
http://www.geocities.com/seperis/voyager/sevendays.html

Jinny Little Blue World
http://www.angelfire.com/trek/jinny/little_blue_world/little_blue_world.html

Kadith Brianne Trilogy
http://kadithsweyr.tripod.com/brianne.htm

Karma Karma’s Series
http://www.karma.neutronic.co.uk/ff1.html

Kat Lady When Home is Where the Hurt Is
http://www.kathrynjaneway2000.com/WhenHomeIsWhereTheHurtIs1.html

Kelly Needs (J/Ka)
http://members.tripod.com/~Appelsini/Kelly/needs1.html

D. A. Kent Going Home
http://home.snafu.de/sylvia.kloessing/debra/goinghome.html

Kerry Conduct Unbecoming an Officer
http://kerryw.50megs.com/conduct1.html

Kira The Long Road Home
Separations http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=552264

Awakenings http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=552293

Paradise Lost http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=552319

Epilogue http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=582029

KJ Breadth of Love
http://koffeeklub.net/kj/ncstories/BREADTH.html

KJ The Wisdom of her Years
http://koffeeklub.net/kj/ncstories/WISDOM.html

Lady Chakotay Mud in Your Eye
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=292446

Macedon & Otterskin Talking Stick/Circle series
http://members.aol.com/MacedonPg/index.html

Michelle Masterson Contrition
http://appelsini.tripod.com/michele/contrition.html

Michelle Masterson The Spoils of Battle
http://appelsini.tripod.com/michele/spoils.html

monkee Finding Peace
http://members.tripod.com/~jetcmonkee/finding_peace.htm

monkee Not Simple Comfort
http://members.tripod.com/~jetcmonkee/not_simple_comfort.htm

Jan Monroe Little Boy Found
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Nebula/4352/kidtommy.htm

Andrea Montoute Identity Crisis
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Nebula/3764/identity.html

Cheryl E. Moore The Challenge and sequels Battle
Lines
and Sweet Victory
href="http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.siobhan/renegade/stories/challnge.htm">http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.siobhan/renegade/stories/challnge.htm />
href="http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.siobhan/renegade/stories/battle.htm"
>http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.siobhan/renegade/stories/battle.htm />
http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.siobhan/renegade/stories/sweetvic.htm

Morgan Looking for Kathryn
http://www.angelfire.com/id2/morgan/Looking1.html

Oboebyrd Space Turtles (whole cast)
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=608664

Penny Proctor Revisionist History
http://home.columbus.rr.com/ejvoyager/revisionist_history.htm

Renegade and Siobhan Allegiances and Disclosures />http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.siobhan/renegade/stories/allegiances.htm
http://freespace.virgin.net/tony.siobhan/renegade/stories/disclose.htm

Dave Rogers The Virtue Series (non J/C)
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/1380/fanfic.html#Virtues

Sam Glass Houses
http://members.tripod.com/~Appelsini/Sam6.html

Sam Sandcastles
http://members.tripod.com/~Appelsini/Sam11.html

Sandra K. Until We Meet Again
http://www.geocities.com/coilxcept/until.html

Shayenne Married Quarters
http://www.koffeeklub.net/shayenne/quarters.htm

Diane Running Horse Smith Manipulations
http://members.tripod.com/~dianerhsmith/manipulations.html

Suz She Goes On
http://members.tripod.com/~SuzVoy/jcfics/goeson.html

Suz and Jules The Dark is Rising
http://members.aol.com/yatokahc/TDIR.html

Sylvia K. Saved by a Kiss
http://home.snafu.de/sylvia.kloessing/sylvia/saved.html

Tam Walking a Thin Line
http://voyagercat.brinkster.net/story/thinline.htm

vanhunks Fire Dance
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Crater/6253/fire.htm

vanhunks Strangers When We Meet
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Crater/6253/

Visigoth Heavy Rain
http://www.geocities.com/goth_vs/heavy_rain.htm

Deborah L. Wells Burning Thistles Among Thorns
Available at Trekiverse: href="http://www.trekiverse.org/">http://www.trekiverse.org/ or
through href="http://groups.google.com/groups?q=Deborah+Wells+Burning+Thistles+Among+Thorns+group:alt.startrek.creative&num=100&hl=en&lr=&scoring=d&filter=0">Google groups

Jim Wright Best of Both Girls
http://www.treknews.com/deltablues/voyfiction.html#BoBG

Your Cruise Director Cloudy
http://www.littlereview.com/fanfic/ycd/cloudy.htm

Your Cruise Director, Libra471, and Shayenne Once and Future Captain
http://www.koffeeklub.net/shayenne/onceandfuture.htm

Favorite Fanfics

Wednesday, May 29th, 2002

Jade pointed me to this unscientific collection of favorite fanfics at the J/C Index message board. The focus is on J/C, since they’re the Most Beloved Couple of Trek Time, but there are crewfics listed as well.

Someone took a poll that was, I think, restricted to five favorite fics (with no author overlap) per respondent, and made a list of them. You can see some influence of the AAA in there, as to what people have been reading lately, and some general J/C tendencies, but if, say, Zendom wanted to do a best-of list, this approach would certainly be worth consideration, maybe with a restriction that only fic that got on more than one person’s list made the final collection.

The list got interesting reactions, starting with the disappointment of someone who didn’t make the cut. To summarize for those of you low on message-board time: that author complained, mildly, that she wasn’t mentioned on the list. Someone else suggested that said author wasn’t quite up to the level of the all-time Voy favorites. Other participants called such constructive criticism cruel, objected to the existence of such a list at all, expressed dismay at a proposal of more fic discussion, and maligned a children’s book author who dared judge fanfic. There were some lovely snarks along the way, as well as a classic threat to leave fandom.

It was an exemplary tempest in a teapot, but in the end, the only good outcome is the list itself. Maybe I’ll read a few (or at least re-read The Best of Both Girls), to feed the muse.

The Quest for Good Trek

Sunday, May 19th, 2002

I’m heading off to CraftBoston - I’ll be the one whom crowds are following like sheep - but first a few words on my recent Quest for Trek:

I tried to watch Insurrection last night, but the basketball game ran over and Channel 7 cancelled it. Channel 38 has likewise cancelled all Voyager reruns. There is no Trek in Boston, unless you’re of the opinion that Enterprise is Trek. I am not.

At least there’s fiction, right? In a moment of moral weakness, I got a pay-per-fic Trek book out of the library (one of the new Khan ones, if you must know) because it sounded marginally interesting. I slogged through a few pages, but the prose was too wooden to bear straight after a Walter Jon Williams book. You could see it as Shatner’s acting immortalized in print, or you could just walk away.

I wish I didn’t have to keep walking away.

There’s always fanfic, great, immortal, BNF fanfic, right? I could go fishing in the Trekiverse archives for winners of years past. (After just twenty months, my first three stories posted to ASC have been archived: Assimilation, One Line, Two Dimples and the filk Chakotay. It’s a sign that I’m almost two years old.) But to tell the truth (somebody’s got to), I still haven’t finished Talking Stick/Circle. And honestly, now, how many people do you know who’ve actually read Talking Stick/Circle? Sure, pick any fan off the street and she’ll have heard of Talking Stick/Circle; she’ll confess that she ought to read it one of these days. Lori, in order to do her zendom review of TS/C, had to go read the thing herself, more power to her. The point being, that a Big Name is just a name and is no guarantee that anyone’s reading your fic anymore a week after it was posted, never mind once it’s faded into legend.