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Sarah Palin Facts

This one’s for Seema… Sarah Palin Facts: Little-Known Facts About the Alaska Governor. Here are some samples:

  • Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
  • When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
  • Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
  • Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
  • Russia sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not bow to autocracy.
  • Alaskan wolfpacks give Sara Palin first dibs on their kills.
  • Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.

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One Response to “Sarah Palin Facts”

  1. Seema Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    LOL! Those are all just as believable as the “Palin is her son’s grandmother” story. Though, to be fair, I bet there are a lot of 7-month pregnant women who are dying to know how she stayed so fit throughout.