Speak Stiltedly and Wear a Yellow Shirt

I wrote a Stargate/Voyager crossover once, but GateWorld has news of a much bigger project: Stargate Universe.

This one’s for Seema… Sarah Palin Facts: Little-Known Facts About the Alaska Governor. Here are some samples:

• Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
• When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
• Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
• Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
• Russia sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not bow to autocracy.
• Alaskan wolfpacks give Sara Palin first dibs on their kills.
• Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.