Speak Stiltedly and Wear a Yellow Shirt

I don’t usually have such a backlog of interesting-sounding movies.

• V for Vendetta, already out so don’t spoil me.
• Slither, a silly creepy-crawly movie due out tomorrow.
• Lady in the Water, a mermaid story from M. Night Shyamalan, due out in July.
• Idiocracy, a pessimist’s take on the Rip Van Winkle story, from the producer of Office Space. According to Wikipedia, production is stalled because the movie is just too funny for prime-time.
• While I’m at it, I really need to see Office Space, too.

Here are some fun mock motivational posters from gate_haven. It’s hard to pick a favorite, but I think I’d have to go with Education.

Here’s hoping that the site is back up after its long disappearance…