Holiday Affirmative Action
In the false but pervasive spirit of holiday affirmative action, I bring you:
- Singing Hanukah candles (click on each candle)
- Singing reindeer (click on each reindeer)
- And a Kwanza chant (light the candles in the right order)
But we all know that this is actually the Christmas season, no matter how many minor holidays we try to include from religions that really would rather not be a party to the national shopping spree. You can keep your Season’s Greetings and Happy Holidays. If you don’t want to specify the holiday, then how about saying something meaningful like Peace on Earth? Nobody objects to that one.