Oxymoron much?
The annoying part is how they go on referring to it as a free service. I get a lot of free services, and not a single one of them comes with invoices due. They’ll get $9.95 for what everyone else gives away free when they pry it out of my cold, dead fingers. This means I’ll go back to using Crosswinds as my mirror, since it’s back up, more or less, and I did finally get all my Voyager fic up there tonight before I heard this bad news.
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Date: Fri Jan 17, 2003 12:37:44 AM US/Eastern
To: aaa@aaaaa.aaa
Subject: Free.ProHosting.com INVOICE - Payment Due
INVOICE |
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ProHosting Corporation PO Box 702 Midway UT 84049 |
Customer
Reference: jemimap Customer Contact: aaa@aaaaa.aaa Invoice #: 01-16-03PFI740702 |
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The $9.95 Instructions
For billing questions, please email us at Payment is due on receipt
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Important
News from ProHosting Corporation
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Thank you for allowing ProHosting Corporation to host your FREE web site. You
are one of our very important customers, and we want to keep providing you and
our other customers with the best in web hosting services. We have been told
on numerous occasions that ours is the best free web site hosting service on
the planet. The only complaint we consistently receive is “Please remove
the banner ads!”
We have listened to you. The banner ads are gone. That’s the good news.
In order to continue to provide you this great, FREE service,
we are charging all of our free web site customers a one time, $9.95 USD support
and maintenance fee. Your web site is still FREE! You will not be charged any
ongoing annual or monthly hosting fees, and as always no set-up fees. And you
will continue to receive our industry-leading free web site package that includes
20MB of storage, 1 FTP account, CGI scripts and much more. Come on, this isn’t
such bad news. For the price of a movie ticket you get rid of the banner ads,
and continue to be hosted by the best hosting service anywhere.
The one time $9.95 fee is required, and it is simple to pay.
Just log onto www.PayPal.com and set up a free
account if you don’t already have one. You can easily deposit the $9.95
into your PayPal account from your bank account or credit card. It is then just
a few clicks to transfer it to ProHosting Corporation’s PayPal account,
and your done. The instructions are on the attached invoice.
We appreciate your choosing ProHosting Corporation for your
FREE website. We value you as a customer. Reply to this email right now, and
put the word ‘Accept jemimap’ in the subject line. Then transmit your payment
via PayPal, and we’ll continue to provide you the best FREE website service
anywhere.
And don’t forget, NO MORE BANNER ADS!
Your friends at ProHosting Corporation
ProHosting Corporation
PO Box 702
Midway UT 84049
www.prohosting.com
Well, yes, there will be no more banner ads, because there will be no more ice.prohosting.com/~jemimap/.