Where is the Fic?
Title: Where is the Fic?
Author: Jemima
Series: VOY
Summary: A filk on the eternal question of Voyager fandom.
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic
You said you’d write for me, it would be J/C -
Will it ever be?
Where is the fic?
You told me J/P was disgusting, and you would never try to find
Those tired, misplaced lizard babies - they should be left behind!
Where is the fic
You said you’d write for me, it would be J/C -
Have you gone P/T?
Where is the fic?
If you’re still suffering through Enterprise, I wish that you would let it go.
Don’t leave me hanging on a cliffhanger -
Come back and fix my show!
Oh how I wish I’d never read you;
I guess it must have been the plot.
I got sucked in to such a weird AU,
The one you left to rot!
Where is the fic
You said would be J/C for eternity?
Have you gone C/P?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
[repeat ad nauseum]
January 18th, 2003 at 9:52 am
ROTFL!
Another fine example of the Queen of Filk at work.