Minion Shortage
Let me make one thing clear: I’m not complaining about the lack of feedback, constructive, fawning or otherwise. I know it’s just a population problem - there aren’t enough minions to support all of us BOFQ’s in the manner to which we’d like to become accustomed. If we organized properly, put our best fic forward, advertised in search engines and all that, maybe we could tip the reader/writer scale back in the proper direction. I’ll just tack that onto the impossible dream, right after the ultimate all-fic all-fandom XML story archive.
BTW, my license finally arrived. I hate the picture.