By Jemima Pereira (webmaster@jemimap.cjb.net)
© December 2000
Codes: J/C
Rating: PG
Series: Star Trek: Voyager
Award: 1st Annual J/C Haiku Contest Crew Conspiracy (1st place)
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Award: 1st Annual J/C Haiku Contest NC-17 (2nd place)
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Award: 1st Annual J/C Haiku Contest Angst (2nd place)
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5/7/5

These haiku were written for the First Annual J/C Haiku Contest. Most of them are untitled; the category they fell under is in parentheses. The NC-17 haiku is rated PG, not NC-17.

1 (Humor)

A Q in your bed
Plus leola on a plate
Equals DQ laughs

2 (Crew Conspiracy)

"Tom, what's going on?"
"Nothing, B'Elanna, nothing."
"Then show me that PADD."

3 (Romance)

Moonlight and starlight
"I love you." "I love you, too."
Braga cut the scene

4 Prixin (Holiday)

Neelix in the morgue
His sister haunts the mess hall
DQ Holiday

5 (NC-17)

A Jeffries tube tryst -
The bio-neural gelpack
Needs counselling now.

6 (Action Adventure)

Hull breach on deck six!
Fire at will! glance at XO
Encounters in space

7 (Post Ep)

Ev'rybody's dead
Quick, hit the reset button!
Course: Oblivion.

8 (Angst)

Why oh why oh why?
Because. Protocols. Vulcans.
Sigh and sigh and sigh.

9 (AU)

Evil Chakotay
Janeway answers the clue phone
Must be an AU

10 (Mary Sue)

Perfect Chakotay
Janeway does what I would do
Hello, Mary Sue