Rating: G
Series: Star Trek: Voyager
A filk on the eternal question of Voyager fandom.
This parody of "Where is the Love?" by Ralph MacDonald and William Salter (as performed by Robert Flack) is protected as such by the copyright laws of the United States of America.
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic
You said you'd write for me, it would be J/C -
Will it ever be?
Where is the fic?
You told me J/P was disgusting, and you would never try to find
Those tired, misplaced lizard babies - they should be left behind!
Where is the fic
You said you'd write for me, it would be J/C -
Have you gone J/P?
Where is the fic?
If you're still suffering through Enterprise,
I wish that you would let it go...
Don't leave me hanging on a cliffhanger -
Come back and fix my show!
Oh how I wish I'd never read you;
I guess it must have been the plot.
I got caught up in such a weird AU,
The one you left to rot!
Where is the fic
You said would be J/C for eternity?
Have you gone C/P?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
Where is the fic?
[repeat ad nauseum]