By Jemima Pereira (webmaster@jemimap.cjb.net)
© September 2000
Codes: filk
Rating: PG
Series: Star Trek: Voyager

Filk of "The Sloop John B" (traditional/The Beach Boys), probably sung by Harry Kim.

This parody is protected as such by the copyright laws of the United States of America.

We come on the N-C-C
Seven-four-six-five-six
Round the Delta Quadrant we do roam;
Doing what's right
Got into a fight
Well I feel so broke down
I want to go home.

So fire up the engines, B'E!
See how the warp field sets
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home, let me go home
I wanna go home, yeah yeah
Well I miss ole Sector
Zero-zero-one...

The XO he got drunk,
Woke up in the Captain's bunk;
Now Tom has all my replicator rations.
Shouldn't have bet -
I guess I'll learn yet, yeah, yeah;
Well, I feel so broke now
I wanna go home.

So set course for Earth, Helm Boy!
See how the warp field sets
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home, let me go home
I wanna go home, let me go home
Why don't you let me go home?

The poor cook he caught the phage
And fed us leola with sage
And then he took and he drank all our synthahol.
Let me go home!
Why don't they let me go home?
This is the worst trip I've ever been on.

So warp nine-point-five, engage!
See how the warp field sets
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home, let me go home
I wanna go home, let me go home
Why don't you let me go home?
Well I miss ole Sector
Zero-zero-one...