Rating: G
Series: Star Trek: Voyager
A filk of "Scarborough Fair" (traditional/Simon and Garfunkel).
This parody is protected as such by the copyright laws of the United States of America.
Are you going to the Delta Quadrant?
Coffee, phage, leola and time
Remember me to one Starfleet sent
She once was a true love of mine
Tell her to make me another Array
Coffee, phage, leola and time
And to come back to me by the end of the day
Then she'll be a true love of mine
Have her build a space-folding device
Coffee, phage, leola and time
And to transport straight home with champagne on ice
Then she'll be a true love of mine
Tell her to take a big wormhole through space
Coffee, phage, leola and time
Though it's guarded all 'round by an alien race
(we've long ago forgotten)
And then she'll be a true love of mine
Tell her I've sent her a new slipstream drive
Coffee, phage, leola and time
She can cross all those miles in the wink of an eye
Then she'll be a true love of mine
Have her steal me a Borg transwarp coil
Coffee, phage, leola and time
With a few nanoprobes she can make subspace boil
Then she'll be a true love of mine
Are you going to the Delta Quadrant?
Coffee, phage, leola and time
Remember me to one Starfleet sent
She once was a true love of mine