Better, Stronger, Faster

O'Neill glanced at the white monstrosity, stripped of its armor and straining at its leash, then looked away. "No more pesky Jaffa rebellions," he told Teal'c. "This super-soldier is better...stronger...faster."

Teal'c failed to recognize the quote. "I beg to differ, O'Neill."

"Oh I admit Anubis's new soldiers lack style. No retractable Horus hats, no gold trim, no mano-a-mano with the staff weapons, no hot warrior babes..."

"That mutant is not better than a Jaffa," Teal'c insisted.

"It has better aim."

Teal'c nodded; Jaffa aim was notorious. "But it has no---"

"Melodrama? Death wish? Kohl?"

"Heart."