By Jemima Pereira (
Fic series: Stargate by Drabbles
© August 2004
Rating: G
Season: season 5
Series: Stargate SG-1

A drabble coda to "Beast of Burden."

No dough, no foul.

Thanks to Jerie for making it possible.

Daniel wandered off to angst, stranding the rest of SG-1 in the briefing room with General Hammond.

"What exactly happened?"

"Daniel started an Unas rebellion," Carter said.

The General blinked. "Surely you mean Jack started an Unas rebellion?"

Jack held up a hand. "Don't look at me."

Hammond looked around the table. "Teal'c?"

"I was with Major Carter. I did not start the Unas rebellion."

"Chaka Zulu sure is good with a staff weapon," Jack said.

Carter snickered.

"Don't tell me Daniel gave the Unas staff weapons."

"Ok, I won't tell you. I won't mention the zats, either."