By Jemima Pereira (
Fic series: Stargate by Drabbles
© December 2003
Rating: G
Season: season 3
Series: Stargate SG-1

A drabble coda to "Pretense."

No dough, no foul.

Thanks to Jerie for making it possible.

Jack stomped down the ramp as the stargate closed behind SG-1. "I don't know why we saved their sorry ass--"

"Colonel!" Sam interrupted.

"Assets," Jack said, "Assets. Your boyfriend isn't so bad, but the rest of them--"

Sam glowered at him. "Narim is not my boyfriend."

"Then how did you know I meant Narim?" Jack didn't wait for an answer. "The Tollan may have some sweet ion cannons, but if it takes a panel of three whosits--"

"Archons," Daniel said.

"--to decide whether a human being deserves his own body back, then I'll take Councilor Tuplo any day."