Genre: filk
Pairings: Buffy/Spike
Rating: PG
Series: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I'm not sure who wrote "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus", but this parody is protected by the copyright laws of the United States of America nonetheless.
I saw Buffy kissing you-know-who
In the street to show-tunes Tuesday night
She didn't see me peep
From the dance-hall at her creep
She thought that I was kum-
Ba-ya-ya-ing with the rest.
But, I saw Buffy telling you-know-who
Secrets she won't sing to human friends
Oh what a scene it would have been
If her Watcher had only seen
Buffy kissing you-know-who that night.
I saw Buffy kissing Randy Giles
Underneath a disco ball one night.
She didn't see me peep
Round the corner at her creep
She thought that I was tucked
Up in my bedroom there to weep.
Then I saw Buffy kissing you-know-who
And bringing down the building Tuesday night
Oh what a scene it would have been
If her Watcher had only seen
Buffy kissing you-know-who that night.