By Jemima Pereira (
Fic series: Stargate by Drabbles
© August 2004
Rating: G
Season: season 5
Series: Stargate SG-1

A drabble coda to "2001."

No dough, no foul.

Thanks to Jerie for making it possible.

Sam groaned on the gurney.

Dr. Fraiser held her hand. "What did you do to yourself this time?"

"Jumped out of a ship into a horizontal stargate." Sam winced as Janet felt her injured shoulder. "And got Ambassador Faxon killed."

Janet sighed. "What happened to him?"

"I don't know. I left him wrestling one of the Aschen."

Janet peeled off Sam's BDU's. "Maybe he's not dead, then."

"He asked me to dinner. They don't live long after that."


"I'm the black widow of the SGC--Martouf, Orlin, Narim..."

"Then why isn't Col--"

"He knows better than to ask."